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Get away!

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Only us! Get away!

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Come on, Jack Brown. Don't do anything
dumb.

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Freeze!

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Back off, copper!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You've got it all wrong.

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Cut it.

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Cut.

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I don't want a clue.

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Nope.

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What the hell have Bodie and Doyle
spotted this time?

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They're rather keen for technical
advisors, aren't they?

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They shouldn't be allowed on the bloody
set. Calm down, Derek. Just breathe and

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relax.

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Open it.

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So, gentlemen.

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What enormous colours have you spotted
this time?

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Not enough buttons on the uniforms,
balaclavas, not the right colour.

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Honestly, they've no idea of the...
Jane, darling, fetch me my tablets,

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you, please?

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You see, Donald... Derek, Derek.

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You see, Derek, if you want this thing
to be your thing, you've got to think

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thing through.

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You've got to think like a policeman.

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I mean, this little scene of yours is
supposed to be a hostage situation,

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Right. What's known technically as a
situation hostage Alpha Golf Sierra.

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Shags.

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Now, what you're trying to establish is
that that girl is in mortal danger.

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Right?

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We know that in this situation, the last
thing that a real detective would do is

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send in a fully armed SWAT team.

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Bloody ridiculous.

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Stay down on me, old mate.

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Derek, in a situation that's very
delicate and lies at a stake, the last

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you want to do is to send in a
Chippendale armed with automatic

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And why exactly wouldn't I send in a
SWAT team on a hostage situation?

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Isn't it obvious?

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I mean, if this lot come flying in here
like that... The gunman is going to

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shoot the girl.

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Yes. Well, there you are, then.

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We rest our case.

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But that's exactly what's supposed to
happen.

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What is?

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The girl.

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She's supposed to get shot at what it
says in the script.

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Not very nice.

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If you'd bothered to read your script, I
presume you can read, can you? If you'd

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bothered to read your script, you would
realise that he wants her killed because

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she has been blackmailing him about his
secret lover.

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Who's his secret lover?

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Him.

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The whole thing is about to be a set
-up.

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Oh.

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What about him? He's his brother.

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Positive? Are you sure you wouldn't like
to speak to the scriptwriter and get

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him to change the entire storyline?

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If that's what you want, Decker, you're
the boss.

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Right, paces, everybody.

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We'll stand up again from the start.

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And this time, can you hold... Thank
you.

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OK, everybody.

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That's tea.

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Sorry, everyone.

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Hold on. The company of yours wants to
take it a bit easy, sweetheart.

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We can only help him so much, you know.

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Come on.

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Get a cup of tea, eh?

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You know, for

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one delicious moment there, I thought
you were going to be a widow, Jane.

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I want to admit it.

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You had your fingers crossed.

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Only two tablets away from perfect
happiness.

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And a half -decent TV series.

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Great dish, isn't it? I've got six
autographs all ready to die.

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And I reckon that big woman fancied me.

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Which big woman?

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That extra.

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The one who's playing the barmaid.

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Every time I pointed out a technical
error.

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Her eyes were burning into me. After the
13th take, she had to be physically

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restrained from grabbing hold of me. You
think every woman fancies you, don't

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you? Big women always go for me, Bob.

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What about you? What about me?

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Do you find big birds sexually
attractive?

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These blokes get paid a fortune just for
pulling faces and falling over.

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No, no, no. There's more to it than
that, Bob.

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I mean, acting.

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It's a tricky business.

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They have special colleges for acting.

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With their own exams and everything.

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Takes years to do it properly.

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Exams for acting.

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What kind of exam do you have for
acting?

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You have to walk into this big room
and...

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Pretend to be somebody else.

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Or a tree or something.

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You have to pretend to be a tree.

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Or a buzzard.

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Well,

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I could do that.

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Oh, no, you couldn't, you see.

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Not without training.

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You can't just walk in off the street,
just anybody, and start pretending to be

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a tree. You'd look ridiculous.

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I'd like to do it better than some of
these actors.

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It's an art, Bob.

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So what's the difficult about being a
tree?

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I mean, you just stand up and put your
arms out.

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All right, then.

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Jeremy Irons, prove it.

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What?

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Now?

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Yeah.

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Show us how you do a tree in an acting
exam.

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And there's one blowing in the wind.

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Afternoon, Louis.

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In your own time... I was just... Just
what?

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I was just impersonating... an oak tree.

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Blowing in the wind.

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Like I always say, there's always a
simple, rational explanation for

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Yes, sir.

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Do you do other impressions?

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I mean, do you ever pretend to be a
police officer?

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No, sir. Yes, sir.

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Now, listen to me, you two.

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Our women in the force would give their
right arms for this cushy little number.

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But from what I've heard, you two
haven't exactly been endearing yourself

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thespian friends.

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Oh, sir.

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I mean, that business with the
interrogation scene, that wasn't our

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We were just trying to show what, you
know, what really happens when you get a

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suspect down the neck.

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He didn't know it was a real chair.

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No, I thought it was a prop. You know,
one of those impulsive ones that falls

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pieces when you... When you hit somebody
over the head.

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What do you think, sir?

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You're just a little sort of... bunk?

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Little pop on the head.

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With a chair?

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I don't want to know.

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Just remember, we like to keep on good
terms with these television people, and

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you should be doing everything you can
to help them.

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You shouldn't be hitting them over the
head with chairs.

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Or pretending to be a tree.

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It just doesn't look right.

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No, sir.

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Oh, by the way, Louis.

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After your performance just now, I think
I'll put you in for a transfer.

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Transfer? Yeah.

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To the special branch.

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Feeling any

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better? Yes.

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I mean, all this is over, we'll go away
for a couple of days, hmm? Just the two

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of us.

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You'd better get out there.

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No.

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Yes, and please try and keep those two
idiots away from me, will you?

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I will.

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Come on. Yeah.

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All set, Derek.

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OK, Terry, you'd better get clear.

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Just wait for me to give the word and
then let it blow.

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Got it.

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And remember, we only get one shot of
this.

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Fingers crossed.

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The super's right, you know. We should
do more to help out.

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Yeah, we could volunteer as extras.

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Extras? Yeah.

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That seems easy -peasy.

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We could help out on one of them crowd
scenes.

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What, actually appear in shot?

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Yeah, on the telly.

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Why not?

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Louis here.

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Technical advisor.

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Television squad.

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Oh, blimey, it's Crusher down the nick.

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Hello, Crusher.

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What does a big oak tree?

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A big oak tree, yeah.

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Blowing in the wind.

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Blowing in the wind?

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It looked all right, Billock.

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I didn't think I was an oak tree.

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I was just pretending to be an oak tree.
Oh, here comes Derek. Let's have a word

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with him about being extras.

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Hang on, Crusher. Hang on.

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Derek.

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Not the truncheons again, please.

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No, no, no, no, Royce. It's me and Bob
we've been thinking.

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Congratulations.

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You see, Des, we'd like to help out.

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With the programme?

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We thought we'd be extras.

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Just little parts in the background.

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You want to act?

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No, we'd be tiny little dots in the
background. You know, passers -by,

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drug addicts. Well, I suppose you're to
keep you out of trouble. Have a word

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with the assistant director. See what he
wants for the casino scene.

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Your aunt?

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Don't suppose you can do any more damage
than you've done already.

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Hello, Terry.

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Ready to roll in five minutes.

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What do you mean, who's Terry?

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Who's Crusher?

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Carry on.

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For you.

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Wait till the boys have a nick here
about this.

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You must be joking.

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What? If you think I'm telling Crusher
Collins and Fartlighter Freddy I'm

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sitting there... You'd be brave enough.

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Oh, for God's sake, Bob, relax.

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It's just that I've never had make -up
on before.

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What?

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Christmas fancy dress party, 1979.

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I was Jabba the Hutt, you were Princess
Layla.

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That was different.

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We can say that again.

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You really got carried away.

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When the lads from Vice had had a few,
you had to hide under my furry cape.

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I remember things, you see.

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Well, I don't see why you remember. It's
a silly thing, isn't it?

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Being dressed up as a woman, hiding in
the lavatory.

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under a bright green furry overcoat.

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How's that?

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Fine. And how about you?

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I don't know, maybe... Maybe just, you
know, a little bit more on the nose,

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to be on the safe side.

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Oh, for God's sake, Dave, that won't be
your nose. Oh, it might.

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You'll be this big at the back of the
shot.

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Oh, shot?

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Oh, now who's getting all so busy and
carried away?

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Oh, God.

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Remember to dust his bald spot.

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Honestly, some people are so
unprofessional.

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Jane, I was wondering if you could touch
me.

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Sorry, officer.

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Oh, sure, there's a joke.

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Oh, how very funny.

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You couldn't resist the smell of grease
paint, eh, officer?

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No, we thought we'd help old Derek out.

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Oh, yes, good old Derek.

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Such a sweetie.

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He's an old pussycat.

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It's not been well, though, eh?

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Let's see, Jane.

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Come on, tell the detective about it,
Jane.

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He's having some trouble with the
bypass.

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Oh, yeah, I've had a bugger of a job
getting here myself.

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No, it's his heart, officer.

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He could drop dead at any minute.

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Simon? Just warning the officer.

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Tell him if anything should happen to
your poor old Derek, he won't start

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getting all suspicious.

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I know what you policemen are like.

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Never off duty, eh?

259
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,200
No.

260
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Must be off and learning lines.

261
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,989
Lines? I didn't think you had any lines.

262
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:08,109
No, I just thought I'd make some up, you
know, so I'd have something to say when

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I'm standing in the background.

264
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Where did you get those?

265
00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:48,749
My friend.

266
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,430
They're what's called the Thebos.

267
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They look just like the real thing, but
they have absolutely no effect.

268
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Now, imagine... Imagine what would
happen if they were mixed up with the

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A very merry widow.

270
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Ricky, did you deal with your little
problem?

271
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,470
I suppose you could call it the perfect
murder.

272
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No -one suspects you set up the bank job
scam to get rid of the girl.

273
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Told you. Be careful.

274
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on things like this.

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This isn't a real game.

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You're just supposed to pretend.

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Jane,

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darling.

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Give me my jacket, would you, please?

280
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I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

281
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It's your first time.

282
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I mean, I remember my first appearance.

283
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I was supposed to be a vicious SS
officer in Colditz.

284
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All I had to do was walk across the
courtyard, look up and shout, Gotten

285
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Himmel.

286
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Could I get it right?

287
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I kept shouting and then looking up.

288
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The director said it looked as though a
bird had pooed on my head.

289
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Oh, I was wrecked. at the end of it.

290
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They cut the scene anyway.

291
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:55,510
Another drink?

292
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Pint.

293
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Campari and soda.

294
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Love it.

295
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It's all part of being an extra.

296
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That's the point.

297
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We're not extra.

298
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,670
We're supposed to be police technical
advisors.

299
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,830
So you're a policeman, then?

300
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,350
Yes. I've always wanted to be a police
officer.

301
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,270
That way I could get younger every day.

302
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,280
God damn it, we've got to get out of
this place.

303
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:57,959
I can't get back to the simple things,
you know, like chasing muggers and

304
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thumping drunks.

305
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,380
You can't let Derek down, Bob.

306
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:02,740
He needs our help.

307
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,380
That's not what he said.

308
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,760
Not in so many words, no.

309
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,690
Piss off, you pair of toffpots, is what
he said.

310
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,820
He was just being theatrical.

311
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,100
These people are very highly strong.

312
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,090
So what part are you playing then?

313
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,460
What's your role?

314
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,010
Is that supposed to be funny?

315
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,750
Are you meant to be a bird or what?

316
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:44,450
Of course he's a bloody bird. He's not a
farm, is he?

317
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,910
Let me ask it.

318
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,629
Well, I thought you'd know how to speak
in part once.

319
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,730
Oh, God, you've set him off now.

320
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:52,830
On vision on.

321
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:58,510
Mr Briggs, Mr Louie, quick, it's Derek.

322
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,600
Another retake, is it?

323
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,020
No, no, he's... he's dead.

324
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,770
Sure.

325
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,320
Oh, are you two police officers?

326
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,420
Yeah. What happened?

327
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,730
Oh, heart attack.

328
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,090
Massive.

329
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,280
It's probably brought about by a sudden
stress situation.

330
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,350
I keep mumbling something about
roulette.

331
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,570
As the gambler was in.

332
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,670
Anyway, I'll need you to sign these
papers.

333
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:45,660
Poor old Teddy.

334
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,280
I wonder if I'll get to finish the
series.

335
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:54,000
Yeah, well, I'm sure we'll work
something out. Why don't you two run

336
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,710
Jane would like to be left alone.

337
00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:56,980
Yeah, um...

338
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:13,140
Your husband was on medication, wasn't
he, Mrs... Yes, he was.

339
00:22:13,141 --> 00:22:16,979
You wouldn't happen to have the tablets
handy, would you? Just from my report.

340
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,219
I didn't see any tablets, did you, Jane?
No, no, you must have left them

341
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,580
somewhere. Oh.

342
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,250
Oh, well.

343
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,010
Hey.

344
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,250
That's me there.

345
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,930
And that's me, look.

346
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,820
Waving. Oh, you didn't wave, did you?

347
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:39,960
Well, it's better than grinning at the
camera and mouthing, hello, Bob.

348
00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:41,549
Well, I think we've seen enough.

349
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:44,070
Oh, sir, sir, just one more time, sir.

350
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:48,129
It's heartening to know, isn't it, lads,
that these two are as bad at acting as

351
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,270
they are at police work.

352
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:52,820
It's funny how you look fatter on the
screen.

353
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:10,009
Louie, we've seen it five times already.

354
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:10,869
No, wait, sir.

355
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:11,930
Stop. Wind it back.

356
00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,280
What is it, Louie?

357
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,120
You see that?

358
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,710
It can't be, can it?

359
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:22,110
The tablet.

360
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:25,000
Bloody hell.

361
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:28,320
Get away!

362
00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:29,710
Hold it up! Get away!

363
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,390
Come on, Jack. Don't do anything dumb.

364
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,680
You see, Simon, you got it all wrong.

365
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,699
We've been around a bit, haven't we,
Dave? And we know a thing or two about

366
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,750
murder.

367
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,610
Murder?

368
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,940
Yes, Mr Kenneth Bloody Branner.

369
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:20,910
It's all right, Dave.

370
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,620
There's a wall behind that door.

371
00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:30,440
He won't get far.

372
00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:33,580
Bob called the flying squad. Adam's
around the place.

373
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:37,850
You'll soon be learning that no matter
how good an actor you are, in the end,

374
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,830
somebody will see through you.

375
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,090
Of course, we knew all along.

376
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:45,300
I suppose you'll want to speak to me,
won't you, officer?

377
00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:49,000
I might have known you'd try something
silly. I should have warned you.

378
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,810
Don't you worry about it, love.

379
00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:52,910
We were on to him from the start.

380
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:58,210
Then we just swung into action like a
well -oiled machine.

381
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:02,190
No, he's the one we're after, and he's
the one we'll get.

382
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:05,510
So let's just put it down to experience,
shall we?

383
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,970
What do you say, Bob?

384
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,610
You are.

385
00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:13,230
Yeah.

386
00:26:20,651 --> 00:26:27,159
Andy, grab a grand. You could win a
serious amount of money. We've got a

387
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,600
sensational gotcha Oscar. And don't
forget, MTV could be coming to your

388
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,240
So try... Look.

389
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:42,640
Um... What... Hang on, you should do it.

390
00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:44,559
Steady, pal.

391
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,539
Steady. Come on, lovey. You'll never get
away with it. Don't fall for me. I'll

392
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,589
shake us against it.

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